Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Where's My Money?

I'm On A Bus - Ep. 11 - At the stop, I sat beside a large man. A woman sat next to me. The man leaned over and said to the woman, "Where's my rent money?" She said, "You're drunk." The man said, "I want it right now!" I was going to say something, but then I realized that if he started a fight that a) my fist would bounce off his beer belly and b) if I ran away, he would catch me. Then, the woman gave him the money.


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