Walking Cane

I have received a lot of feedback on my bland looking walking cane. Some suggestions include that I should have picked a wooden one with a snake wrapped around it; one with a spike or a mirror (yep creepy I know) on the end of it; one with bumper stickers; or one with an orange triangle flag. I keep getting asked when I'm going to get my top hat. I tell them as soon as I get my colourful fur coat like Kramer.