Kokanee

I was having dinner with my parents and there was a Korean side dish my mom put on my plate. She asked me to eat it, but I refused. She has tried to convert me to new Korean dishes ever since I was a boy. She used to put Kimchi on there, but knows after a decade of putting it on my plate that I don't like it.

My mom called me a Kokanee. I was like what? The beer? She said, "It's a Canadian beer?" I said, "Yeah." She said, "And you are Korean." She said, "You are a Korean-Canadian so you are a Kokanee." I just started laughing.

Peace.